LMAO OH GOD I CANT OHMYGOD OH MAN

so out of nowhere my school theatre department just revealed the fall play and it’s midsummer’s night dream…in steampunk

shakespeare play in steampunk 

omfg why why i cant stop laughing all i asked for was a shakespeare play…not like this. no never like this. oh god theres tears in my eyes


laptopped:

imagine banana with any other vowel

bununu

benene

bonono

binini

bynyny


kimi-ni-todoke:

Sophie and Howl


bagellie:

benefits of being friends with me

  • shitty jokes whenever you ask for them
  • shitty jokes whenever you don’t ask for them

ME   

lokiloo:

So today this family came into the restaurant and I while I was serving them, their son saw my Iron Man and Captain America charms and said ‘Avengers! I love the Avengers!’ I smiled and asked who his favorite was, and he said “Iron Man!’ with such a conviction that I wanted to melt.

And then I noticed his hearing aids, and got excited. “Hey, you know Hawkeye’s just like you, right? He has the same hearing aids!” And I swear to god the whole family just stopped.

As I explained that in the comics, there’s a Hawkeye that’s Deaf, you could see the little boy’s eyes just grow. His dad was so excited, he said he was go find all the issues for the kids. And as I served them, I overheard their mom explaining that when one sense goes, the others get stronger, and that maybe their brother would be a super hero one day.

If there was ever a reason to include diversity, it is for the look on a child’s face knowing they’re not alone.


so im working on my english lit summer work and ive been sneezing for the past two days. im pretty sure i dont have a cold which basically means one thing

i have a homework allergy. yeah that makes perfect sense i should be exempted from all the summer work now its jeopardizing my health